Now Available on iPhone

What Is Your Pet
Actually Thinking?

On-device AI decodes the silent stare, the dramatic flop, and the 3 AM zoomies. No account. No cloud. Just your pet's uncensored inner monologue.

Pet Thoughts home screen

Point. Tap. Laugh.

Three steps between you and the devastating commentary hiding behind your pet's poker face.

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Take the Photo

Snap a fresh photo or grab one from your library. Your camera roll is a gold mine of unread thoughts.

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Pick a Mood

Dramatic? Chaotic? Deeply wise? Choose from 7 personality lenses and let your pet's true colors show.

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On-Device AI Translates

Apple Intelligence runs entirely on your iPhone — no internet, no accounts, no data ever leaves your device.

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Share the Card

Export a beautifully formatted share card in Story, Square, or Landscape — ready for your group chat.

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Regenerate Instantly

Not quite right? One tap regenerates a completely different thought. Your pet contains multitudes.

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Totally Private

No account. No cloud. Your pet's inner life stays on your phone where it belongs.

Three Taps to Comedy Gold.

Real screenshots. Real dog. Real opinions about pizza.

Pet Thoughts home screen

Open

Choose a vibe screen

Pick a Vibe

Pet thought result

The Verdict

Every Pet Contains Multitudes

Choose a mood and watch your pet transform from a silent blob on the couch into a literary character with opinions.

🎭 Dramatic
😏 Sarcastic
😇 Innocent
🍕 Hungry
🌀 Chaotic
🧙 Wise
💅 Sassy
🎤 Comedy
🎭 Dramatic
😏 Sarcastic
😇 Innocent
🍕 Hungry
🌀 Chaotic
🧙 Wise
💅 Sassy
🎤 Comedy
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"You left for six hours. I have been emotionally abandoned."

— Dramatic mode

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"The refrigerator has opened seventeen times. None for me. Noted."

— Hungry mode

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"I allow you to exist in this house because you open cans."

— Sassy mode

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Your Pet's Thoughts Stay on Your Phone

AI runs 100% on-device using Apple Intelligence. No photos are uploaded. No data is collected. Not even we know what your cat is plotting.

Read the Privacy Policy →

Your Pet Has Been Waiting
To Tell You Something.

(Spoiler: it's probably about food.)

🍎 Download on the App Store