On-device AI decodes the silent stare, the dramatic flop, and the 3 AM zoomies. No account. No cloud. Just your pet's uncensored inner monologue.
How it works
Three steps between you and the devastating commentary hiding behind your pet's poker face.
Snap a fresh photo or grab one from your library. Your camera roll is a gold mine of unread thoughts.
Dramatic? Chaotic? Deeply wise? Choose from 7 personality lenses and let your pet's true colors show.
Apple Intelligence runs entirely on your iPhone — no internet, no accounts, no data ever leaves your device.
Export a beautifully formatted share card in Story, Square, or Landscape — ready for your group chat.
Not quite right? One tap regenerates a completely different thought. Your pet contains multitudes.
No account. No cloud. Your pet's inner life stays on your phone where it belongs.
See it in action
Real screenshots. Real dog. Real opinions about pizza.
Open
Pick a Vibe
The Verdict
8 Personality Modes
Choose a mood and watch your pet transform from a silent blob on the couch into a literary character with opinions.
"You left for six hours. I have been emotionally abandoned."
— Dramatic mode
"The refrigerator has opened seventeen times. None for me. Noted."
— Hungry mode
"I allow you to exist in this house because you open cans."
— Sassy mode
Ready?
(Spoiler: it's probably about food.)
Download on the App Store